I’m hugging you, but I’m hitting you! So you know, no homo!

Twitter - the medium for thirsty thirstingtons.

“2015 YA novelization of Network”

Opportunistic Monster, thy name is Kris.

Master-owning P!

My type is transparent poeple. That’s why it looks like I’m alone all the time.

Fox News: “We’ll Believe Anything.”

And that’s why they call him Master.

Holy stuff!! Man, socks aren’t even on my radar. I don’t give a stuff about my socks. I wear shitty white ankle socks. Socks are like, never making or breaking my outfit. If I had a kid, and they were set trippin off socks, I would have a really hard time not making them cry lol. Probably good I don’t have kids for…

I have seen hell... and it’s name is ketch socks.

Actually, Percy probably knows a decent amount about basketball.

It's a complicated situation, to be sure. The only thing on which we can all agree is that Kobe is an a-hole and it's all his fault.

I am so going to look up brothels on Yelp when I get home!

I was fired from McDonalds for telling someone to go fuck himself. He deserved it and I wish I had been as high as He-Man.

Lamar really has had a rough life. If you take a moment to look into it you’ll realise that he has accomplished a lot considering what a shitty card he was dealt. Regrettably guys like him usually end up in jail and never get to do the things he has done. I genuinely hope he’ll come through and get better. If he dies…

It really is too much. I don’t know why they had to release the 911 tapes. I know it is a thing that happens, but it is gross. I feel like in such a difficult situation the general public should not know so much about this poor man. There are way too many updates that make me think someone in the family or close is…

I'm beyond the point of cynical when in comes to the world of Kardashian, but I still believe Rob is genuine. I do believe khloe cared for him, but some of the things she did to Lamar recently were very exploitive.

Wasn’t this show already made? They called it Will & Grace.

You dodged a bullet! Better to have a cat and TV time than to be living that nightmare.

I did extra work on this movie because it shot in Chicago. There was a scene in a hotel and Julie Roberts comes on set shouting and I mean shouting, about how much it sucked that this was night shoot (I think they were doing night for day). Julia Roberts was never my cup of tea, but I do remember thinking ‘hmm,…