Why are customers always convinced people are lying to them? They have only one cup size, they aren’ trying to trick you for the fun of it. I one time had a customer, when I worked at the convenience store, swear up and down they paid for a money order with a credit card there just recently. The damn computers didn’t…

I cannot wait to be the craziest most bat shit insane lady with longhggg longhgggg witch hair

fashion magazines are terrible though. yes the clothes are nice to look at but i hate the writing. when they do celebrity profiles, i usually like the celebrity less after and hate the writer.

I’d sit them all down and explain that they will not get money from you again. I can only imagine what they say about you. I’m proud of you.

I haven’t talked to my dad in going on four years. When I got engaged I tried to reach out to him but I knew that any attempt to actual reform a relationship would be half hearted because I was only doing it so he and my siblings would come to my wedding.

Just... reading... ALL. THE. COMMENTS. I wanna know something.

Ah I wish I would’ve done this with my mother on our wedding day! And exactly as you said, she wasn’t any different than how she’s always been. I guess I assumed naively since it was *my* wedding day that she would be kinder and more supportive. It actually made my husband and I’s relationship stronger as he had never…

Apparently the company retracted the “physically and verbally abusive” statement and the CEO apologized. It was probably posted in the first place by an employee trying to cover their ass and justify calling the police, but it just made things worse for the company by potentially bringing libel into the picture.…

I invited my racist step mother to my wedding (to an Indian man) and was super freaked out that she would say something horribly offensive to someone in my husband’s family (I’ve heard her call taxi drivers ‘dot heads’ on more than one occasion). A week before my wedding she fell and tore her patella, meaning she…

Too young to remember? You think there are a lot of 8 year olds reading Jezebel or something?

I don’t get the anguish people have in just severing ties with their parents. I haven’t spoken to mine in years - my father in several and my mother in at least a decade. I don’t feel bad about it, but people I confide in seem to desperately want me to reconnect. I have no desire - I’m quite happy with the present…

This part’s hilarious because at that point he hadn’t even left his country.

I only WISH we’d excluded my husband’s parents from our wedding. Just as we were saying our “I do”s, his dad jumped up out of his seat, shouted “F—- this!”, and stormed out of the room, dragging his wife behind him.

Also: what a fucking drama queen. “Stuck in Denver airport like a man without a county.” Hahaha go fuck yourself.

If you are on a smokin hot ensemble cast and DON’T fuck everyone, you are doin it wrong

It was totally Dead Scott.

if I could afford to shop at whole foods I would boycott whole foods.

Mostly only for poor black kids...

You said the key word, south side. Poor kids losing their rights so the administration can gain control. All the research on turning around low performaning around says to let the kids have more control, so they feel ownership. It's amazing how many districts ignore it.