She was “lost” in the house. The poor thing hid under the bed until I came home and she was standing at the top of the stairs with a little bark. My husband was like I thought she went with the boys to your parents, I haven’t seen her in three days.

My father always did the real cleaning. He always told my mother she needs to learn how to really clean. He is incredibly neat. God help you if you went to sleep with the house not clean. How I wound up with the slob I married I will never understand. His own mother said she was so sorry she never made him do…

My husband lost my dog while I was out of town. When I came home to the disaster Sally was a mess, not to mention the house. She has never been the same. She literally tears up if I walk out of the door.

I’m laying in the bed trying not to cuss my husband out right now for the mess he has made in the family room. The entire sectional is covered in his crap. Does he not see it? He now calls me an owl because all I do is ask who did this, who did that. I know who did it Todd. Get this shit up! FUCK

*Whispers* I do...

I hope not, I just payed her $20.00 for three glasses a water and got the hell out of there. It didn’t look like a good situation for anyone. My girlfriends and I told her to be careful and ran to the car. There were just large groups of young drunks.

Well after it was on the news, they then put up a sign saying per management. I understand that they could have dash and diners. But I felt so sorry for that poor girl. It wasn’t a screaming at the manager thing but that they didn’t have to make it the responsibility of young girls being abused by drunks all night.…

Wait you don’t have to pre-pay for gas? I haven’t seen a gas station that does that in almost twenty years.

We had a restaurant in Illinois were I grew up. It was a step above Denny’s and was open 24 hours. They had a policy were everyone had to pre-pay after ten pm. That poor waitress was in tears telling us. She was possibly twenty-one and looked twelve. We tipped her and complained to the manager that was hiding in the…

Khloe was only friends with him he actually was with Kim at the time. His fiancee at the time said she didn’t mind him hanging with Khloe, it was another family member she didn’t like. Then he admitted he cheated on her with Kim.

My mother has the pretty decorative towels that god help you if you touched them. She would litterally scream if someone used them. In her defense she had a hand towel on the basin. So I could never figure why someone would cross the room to wipe their hands on those cream colored towels with the flowers and and…

I know a girl that hasn’t been able to get her direct deposit going on week four. She was able to change her direct deposit at work, but she never was able to access that money. It was going on longer than they have been admitting to.

My friend bought herself an engagement ring to ward off evil. It seemed to work.

No worries, I just didn’t include the whole long story.

My user name was chosen because I love Dave Chapplle and for no other reason. I am black and Catholic, I went to a Catholic grade and high school. The kids in my school all applied to top schools. I received a full ride at three HBC’s and was told to apply to more schools. I acknowledge the reason that I passed was…

I just got off the phone to remind him and he got a case of the giggles.

He is SO AWESOME! I was home from University and was crying because I was behind and hadn’t started on a paper and I had to work. He asked me what was wrong and I told him and he stayed up all night writing it for me. He would torture my friends and I when he knew we were high, making us look for shit he knew we…

He never knew those were tears of gratitude. Well until I admitted it about ten years later. He just stared at me and shook his head. I forgot that I also made him call Mr. Sullivan.

Back in the 90’s my mother put a dryer on layaway at Best Buy. She had already paid for it and had it installed, when we received a nasty call. Best Buy called and the manager left a message for my mother she better get to the store and pick up her money for the layaway because they restocked the item. His messages…

OMG I had to do one of those in high school. I am scared of bugs and I really didn’t want to do it. Kids went all out with special houses and shit. Well two days before it was due (it was like half of our semester grade) I decided I better get to work on this. So I glued a bug or two to poster board, and was trying to…