God that is so awful. My dad just cheated with other women. I was just the only one he respected. My mother, according to him trapped him with a pregnancy. I was just the closest to the boy (three girls). I was a tomboy, thin, tall, and smart so I was “better” then my sisters and my mother. He bought me a $40,000 car…

This has truly been therapy for me. I’m not alone in having a terrible parent. Dad’s super cool, but that bitch he married, my mother, is one of the biggest assholes in the world. She has done everything from making fake calls to the police and DCFS (until they told her they would arrest her), defending my sister for…

Good for you!!!!

My mother was and is a selfish narcissist. I need to write a book about the horrible things that she and my sisters did to me. I have such bad anxiety when I have to be around them, or think about them. My mother truly made it her mission to ruin my life. I was the kid that always had a paper route or a job, was an…

They all seem to forget that I ever gave them anything. I cannot be around them without thinking about beating the shit out of my mother and my sisters. My older sister did poison me when I was twelve with boric acid, that’s another story. My mother asked my son what he wanted for his birthday, he told her and she…

I live ten minutes from my mother and I will occasionally send her a text. I talk to my dad almost everyday. I am not interested in speaking with her. She too is starting to slip up so that other people know see what a bitch she is. She truly is not happy unless she is putting me down. I have two sisters she can…

I went to Catholic school and we received detention if you wore the wrong shade of sweater over your school blouse. We had a list of the color of sweaters and socks we could wear.

The keyword here is southside. For those not in the know, this area is filled with minorities. Perpetuate the stereotype of those how those kids have the highest suspension rates for their disobedience, even if it is for something as stupid as writing the date on a paper.

...every single time the girls and I had a bowl and went to the mall.

The description of me was spot on but I hate the kitchen.

Agreed! I did have a massive panic attack the second time. Having that shoulder vanish instills a case of the freak outs.

Cheeto Dorito is my rat terrier. We found that our retaining wall had a rat living there when Cheeto delivered the dead rodent proudly to the sliding glass door. My youngest son was sweet enough to tape me screaming trying to sweep it up while he and dad hid inside. I love my Cheeto!

I’ve dislocated mine twice, its the pain that keeps on giving.

What is really horrifying is that they strap your precious son on a “blanket” aka a board with velcro, give him a local anesthetic, while said son is screaming bloody murder. After the shot kicks in the begin the bloody surgery, then wrap his little penis in gauze. You are expected to clean it and watch for infection.…

She made Kroy, her husband, get a vasectomy so she’s not on birth control. I’m sorry I do watch the show. I get lonely some times.

My sister has one of these dogs. Someone just dumped him in the park, after a couple of weeks we discovered why. Bandit is one of the dumbest dogs ever. I’m sure its from all that in-breeding.

I know that you are right. but I’m just concerned about his health. Those pants can lead to a nasty yeast infection ...

Well those bobbies tend to do that! It was tramatizing to say the least. The ants crawled into my bag at work and it was on my shoulder so they were all over me. My husband says I’m going to pull over and tell you something but I don’t want you to panic. I was screaming what! He out the car in park and said you are…

Well you can see how well I follow her career.

I was trapped in my apartment my a squirrel. It just sat there looking at me. After a couple of hours my boyfriend at the time pushed me in front of it and ran for it leaving me to be potentially attacked. The squirrel just looked like muh get out of here. I cussed my boyfriend out until I got tired then told all his…