I’m over these bitches..

This dumb bitch knows her kid will never do more in life than shoot animals for sport. She should really worry about collecting child support from her soon to be two babies daddies, and look out for number 3.4.5........ Hey, Jesus spoke to her and said its all ok she is a good person! Science is da debil!

Does she think her son believes he was delivered by a stork? HE’S FIFTEEN! I might even venture to guess he might have seen one or a picture.

This girl never had a chance to be 17, 16, 15...

My husband worked for a plumbing company associated with Warren Jeffs, they build many buildings on the west coast (hospitals, prisons, etc). He received a raise and best worker award one week and was layed off the next week on Christmas Eve. That was his last construction job. If you are unable to pay to join the…

Giving birth was horrifying enough I don’t need a dolphin looking in my vagina. Christ I told my husband not to look because he would never put his face there again. Then he elbowed the nurse in the head and knocked her out. Giving birth is a real shit show.

God I just don’t like these people or their music. I’m looking at you Kanye and Taylor.

Why couldn’t the bitch walk harder into that door. It’s a bit of a let down.

I did a sales call at a gynecologist office, and the office staff were sitting around talking about a patients vagina and how huge and scary it was, They do gossip and laugh.

AAAGHHH fuck this bitch and her lawyer.

Holy Hell!!!!

Well my 14 year old has always loved me. The younger one has been a challenge since the day I put him in the bassinet when we came home from the hospital. Yeah girls are a nightmare they will turn on you overnight. Now she’s 21 and we can drink so she she’s fun now. The 12 year old boy is a smart ass just like my…

Well I won’t be able to listen to that Tool song again. It was one of my fav’s.

Well I had a boyfriend that was so big that... oh the memories. Anyway he was just all around talented. He made sure my the time he was done with foreplay he had you begging for it. He understood that he made sure you were prepared as it were. God he was something special!!!

I actually forgot he was visiting and let a little toot go after dating for about two months. He actually got on the phone and called his friends and told them he couldn’t believe that I farted in front of him and that I was getting way too comfortable for him. They would all laugh at me when they saw me. Now after…

Not to sham her, well maybe a little who are all these guys that want to marry her? Is it because she’s like “rich” because $80,000 a year goes far in Kentucky? I’m thinking...

If someone would have watched my youngest son they would have changed the channel quickly. He was a screaming mean little monster. I called my doctor to get my tubes tied after two weeks of non-stop screaming. He was an absolute nightmare until the age of four. Now he’s just a twelve year old who tells me to stop…

If there is not a proper restroom with water and plumbing, I will not be in attendance. Thank you very much. Also thank you mother for the mess of a digestive system that you passed to me.

Do you get out much? I had a guy try to run me over because I was taking too long in the crosswalk. He hit me with his SUV while I had the walk signal. Of course his attitude changed when I chased his car down and tried to pull him out of said SUV *allegedly*. I’m sure he really appreciates seat belts. They saved his…

I don’t care what you Chicago pizza haters say, its the best!!!