When the server tells me that the plate is very hot I fucking listen and don’t touch the plate.

On a side note, Aubrey O’Day and Shannon Bex’s new song is kind of awesome! The name of their duo is Dumb Blond. The fashion sucked on the VMA’s.

My grandfather passed away of a heart attack in his sleep, so it was sudden and he was only 53. My mother was the daddy’s girl so she was a mess, and she sent my aunt, her sister, to buy shoes for me to wear to the funeral. She bought me the most expensive shoes she could find thus causing a fist fight between them…

I just re-watched The Devil Wears Prada and that fake baby voice goes in and out. It wouldn’t bother me as much if it was real, but her voice goes up and down. The Jennifer commercials, dear God... notice they always end with a slow motion wink and then the big dimple show. Yes I think I have a problem.

Her voice, along with Jennifer Garner’s voice, is what I find annoying. That high-pitched baby girl voice. Its like nails on a chalkboard to me.

God knows what he did to those farm animals! Really God knows.

Her ex-husband is very wealthy. She received a huge divorce settlement. She is not a “working poor” school teacher who couldn’t afford the best attorneys money could buy.

I find it extra fucked up that he was released without bond for those multiple charges. I guess everyone in that house feels that that behavior was warranted. Ring the dinner bell!!

While in line at the discount store my older sister asked who the tampons were for? My mother loudly said your sister. My sister yells well if she knows how to use them she isn’t a virgin!! Everyone stopped and stared at me. I told my sister I fuckin hate you and ran out of the store. I still hate my sister.

While in line at the discount store my older sister said who are those tampons for

I don’t know about New York, but here in Las Vegas you have to pay for a sheriff’s card. They do a background check that you have to pay for. You can only get the paperwork for a card if a club is going to hire you. So you have to be choosen by a club, then pay for the priviledge of working in a club. Also I don’t…

I live in Las Vegas and Cosby often preformed here. I know multiple women that have Cosby stories. The worst I have heard is from my friend that was in high school and he liked to jog at the Catholic High School track. He really does have a type, he likes ladies to be tall with long legs. He hit on her everyday at…

I get shin splints every time I wear flats. The last two times I wore flip flops I fell in the parking lot. I can wear a pair of five inch heels all day, flats I’m laying in a puddle of oil with my sons laughing in the background.

This is Serge in sweat pants!!! Yes you are welcome...