Who invited Michael Avenatti? #Basta with this famewhore already.

That's not fair. Vultures play an important role in the ecosystem. The K crowd are completely useless.

Shitbirds

How the hell do you die of pneumonia at age 49 in the middle of the summer in 2018? I mean, yeah, Russia is fucked, but...there’s gotta be more to the story here.

Maybe if you’re going to demonstrate against Nazis, leave the Hugo Boss boxers at home that day and pick another brand?

Relatable.

Sure but as long as it’s not avocado toast or student debt, he’s good.

My first though upon seeing this was “Oh, JT discovered Helvetica”

It looks like a Crate & Barrel catalog cover.

Unite The Right 2: White Supremacy Boogaloo

Sadly, a Swedish gymnast was badly maimed following a series of equipment malfunctions when she performed her vault in a costume inspired by Broadway’s Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark.

She did a good job following that laser pointer.

You never go full cat.

It took until August, but we have our first story in 2018 about nut milk that didn’t involve Stormy Daniels or Karen McDougal.

Well, since no one else has posted it yet:

Here’s to Bigfoot...Hide and seek champion from 2011 to present.

How are they not calling it a Dale?! Or at the very least a wolphin??

Next time I stub my toe on a piece of furniture, I’ll scream “ASSOCIATE” and see if that makes me feel any better.

It’d be interesting to learn whether hybrid males are/can be fertile. The one wholphin in captivity (a false killer whale/bottlenose cross) is female; female hybrids can generally reproduce regardless of chromosomal or genetic differences. Males in most crossings turn out sterile, though exceptions have gone on to…

Well damn if she doesn’t fit right in with her new beau’s fam!