smitros
Smitros
smitros

A clever checksheet for the fucking.

There are not enough stars for this response...

His tunnel boring machine must have hit a major breakthrough, given the rate at which he is digging himself in a hole.

Don’t desecrate the name of the lovely Sylvia Kristel!

Forbes lost their credibility a while ago. I mean:

I imagine determining citizenship status was about number 69 on their checklist when detaining families.

Fuck, man.

Especially on the front doors of every business college on the planet.

I have no idea who Sameer Deen is but I bet he’s an MBA suckass who doesn’t know anything about his actual product.

Remember when The Onion came in print?

I don’t even read The Onion, but at least I know this one:

Wash your hands. Wash your hands. Wash your hands. Wash your hands. Wash your hands. Wash your hands. Wash your hands. Wash your hands. Wash your hands. Wash your hands. Wash your hands. Wash your hands...

Put a bird on it!