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Javier “Chicharito” Hernández was not the best Mexican player on the field in Sunday’s World Cup match against

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What about all the times he’s talked about wanting to fuck his daughter?

Damn it. We just moved this past weekend, I’ve got endless unpacking to work on, and you go and give me something FAR MORE worthwhile to do.

That’s one of the main complaints about the fucking scooters in San Francisco. If they’re motorized, you have to be in the street.

Raisins, and dried fruits in general, are redeemed to the degree that you can rehydrate them with booze and eat them that way. I recently did this with dried cherries using both red wine and whiskey, and both are fantastic.

Two things (Maybe the same thing): Half of the dockless bikeshare bikes have been stolen at this point. I regularly have to toss some forgotten bikes that have the locks clipped out of the alley of my job.

RE: scooters: My city has recently been overrun by these fucking scooters, and while I can see their utility and potential as a solution to the “last mile” problem with public transit, they are almost never used for that. They are used by drunken idiots and conference attendees who “Wheee!” around on them like they’re

But your nobility in shunning a car does not cancel out the INCREDIBLE douchebaggery of blindly speeding down a sidewalk at 15 mph while you’re talking into a Bluetooth headset.

She is the boss. There are only a handful of artists that have had the longevity and creativity as this woman. My hat goes off to her.... Long live Bjork!

...I’ll be damn if I go to a white person’s cookout and eat some grilled Gregory.

Just a quick correction—Bjork was harassed during the filming of Dancer in the Dark. Though most of his films are indeed interchangeable on “brutalizing women” front.

Trump and the Fox News talk show host have a call most weeknights around 10pm. On some days they speak multiple times.

“This pillow is a SHAM!”

I’ve never had a concoction with Cynar that I did not enjoy!