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My friend, I’ve thrown up in the bone center

‘The confused “hello?” is really dying off now.’

Holland House: Come for the Fuck-Room, Leave because they serve Heineken.

Crock-Pot! *missed opportunity*

He shoots, he.....ugh what a mess. Gotta admire his focus I suppose

Just a huge fan of die mannschaft.

Everyone who bought a ticket will will receive a “50% discount to next year’s event,”

Too bad Trump was in FL, he missed his chance to run out there unarmed to stop the shooter.

You other basalts can’t deny!

SOUND FAMILIAR?! I guess you guys were so bereft of ideas for tastefully erotic Travel Porn films that you STOLE my work without any credit!

And her twin, A Goddamn Travesty Gerwig

I have never been to Sacramento, but I knew that “Lady Bird” would be special when it opened with a Joan Didion quote.

Don’t forget about her siblings, Good Gerwig, Decent Gerwig and So-So Gerwig

I’m a 25-year-old man who legitimately loves U2

Nice to have an Email of the Week that is verbal diarrhea instead of the traditional kind.