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Stay white, and you’ll be alright.

Two obvious takes

It is probably that English Public School background

This x1000.

Here’s hoping that pinche idiota Lopez’s sex life was as empty as his threats.

In happy Ariana news, she is about to become the first honorary citizen of Manchester for her fundraising and emotional support to victims and families after the attack. (So fuck off, Caicedo Lopez)

I have no idea who that lady is but I’m glad to see Patton happy again!

Ass load<Shit load<Shit Ton<Fuck Ton<Metric Fuck Ton

A slimy, rich, (self proclamed) conservative Christian lawyer “misappropriating” funds???? I’d be shocked if he didn’t.

“I can’t explain that - when I’m working, I’m working.” Later in the interview, he became visibly flustered when asked about the allegation again.

Looks like 23 is the cutoff; Gruden will have to move into the “open” category next year. The “masters” category, for old people, starts at 40.

How do they know she got the right raccoon? The assailant was wearing a mask.

LORDE get to a HARVEY’S next time you’re in Canada!

This. Brilliance.