Smitros

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5/22/19

5/21/19

That’s damn near Floridian.

5/16/19

Well, he did start out as a finance bro.

5/13/19

Jared Kushner has all the gravitas of cotton candy.

5/13/19

Seriously. And how was there no bid for Golden Tate?

5/10/19

Her work ethic is a great argument for slacking.

5/2/19

So this guy is the anti-Kelis.

5/2/19

I want a second opinion from Walter Mercado.

5/2/19

Is it just me, or does Jared have all the gravitas of cotton candy?

4/29/19

I’m skipping that stage and going straight to nano-influencer.

4/27/19

I wonder what Kapo Kushner will have to say.

4/25/19

I’m getting a weaponized incel vibe from this guy.

4/24/19

This bird has been overdue for respect, and the resentment bubbled over.

4/23/19

Not usually the kind of guy to pull out. [rimshot]

4/21/19

Rains ain’t gonna bless themselves.

4/15/19

It chose somebody.

4/14/19

#SpudLife

4/11/19

“White men. White women. The Jew is using the [Central American] as muscle against you. What are you gonna do about it, Whitey?”

4/9/19

Yup. There’s also self-selection bias among Guerrero’s clients.

4/9/19

I could die a happy man if I see this locution become widespread.