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These people look like they lost a bet or friends pranked them while they were passed out.

You get shot if you’re a majestic animal around Don Jr.

At least his father didn’t live to see what his son has become.

Most spoons, reusable or disposable, are made for people with wide mouths. For those of us who are neither Sofia Vergara nor The Joker it can be a problem.

They raised her well enough to steer clear of something basic like white zinfandel.

My hometown. Not digging this. This means that the child of a couple I know has at this point experienced her first lockdown, such as we didn’t have when I went to school in the same district. Yikes.

Should we therefore have peanut . . . envy?

Burns was robbed.

So that’s what you get with Amazon Prime.

That’s what Executive Time is for.

I am also mad at Bud Light. I tasted it once.

Wasn’t that one of the lesser Bond villains?

Given his effect on the optics, I’m guessing Wilbur Ross is gone by this time next week. 

This might be a good time to note that Iris Apfel wore it better.

As long as Gilbert Gottfried does a reading from this it may be worth all the trouble.

Let’s go easy on him. Having fixed the Middle East, he’s probably dealing with a little post-partum depression and lamenting the lack of further worlds to conquer. 

The filé and okra factions are killing each other off.  

Well played. People who cite “Economics 101" generally aren’t that acquainted with Economics 102 and beyond. 

Looking good, DennyCrane.