What’s the under-over for days until a book deal is announced?

Here’s hoping 45 does not use this as his Reichstag Fire.

Stealing is wrong, but, but R. Kelly.  

Commenters such as yourself are a Brie apart.

The sex doesn’t have to be rough . . .

If someone offers you a job as Michael Flynn’s food taster, just say no.

Anybody know where they’re registered? I don’t want to get them a wok if somebody else already has it covered.

#JeSuisDinde

Depends on the kind of pie? I bet Drew or Burneko could rank them accordingly.

What if they were combined?

What are the chances that R. Kelly takes this as a challenge?

Had no idea. Thanks.

The real surprise here is that Robin Leach is still alive. Hadn’t heard that name for a while..

But this.

Statue or no, we in DC will still get annoying Burning Man-type behavior.

#JeSuisChien

I thought it was “Welcome to Earth, motherfucker.”

The phrase “spontaneous Viking funeral” should become a permanent part of the English language.

That is unfortunate. Sometimes you do want your reception extra crispy.

So she still might pair up with Venus in doubles.