The “fun” expense accounts seem to be in oil and finance. Two industries in which I’ve never worked.

Redacted hotel suite “cinfidential”? Hm.

Definitely. Definitely a Rain Man situation.

The Trumps always have to be so self-aggrandizing. Compared to the story immediately below, Ivanka had to show she caught a bigger fish than Tomi Lahren.

I think that’s a particularly unfortunate batch of colcannon.

I question only your use of “taco” in the singular.

As a Chucklenut-American I do not wish to be lumped in with those guys.

“As drug abuse and celebrity go hand in hand, megastardom, it would seem, is bad for one’s health.” This brings to mind Cintra Wilson’s book A Massive Swelling: Celebrity Re-Examined As a Grotesque, Crippling Disease and Other Cultural Revelations.

Can’t we just, like, count her annual rings or something?

Why is the woman in the right out of that picture tucked into a very large burrito?

Unconfirmed reports state that Ms. DeVos also praised HBCUs as “very articulate”.

This should cover it.

Unconfirmed reports state he referred to Jared Kushner as “one of the good ones.”

That clip is the summation of my professional life.

Something like this, yes.

I work three blocks from the White House and live in Washington. If things really go nuclear the living will envy me.

I wouldn’t want to be her windows.

6.a. Ape says “no”.

Everybody knows.

While we’re on cults, anybody know how American Falun Gong people voted?