There is extreme religious fundamentalist "I am raising my children in willful ignorance" brainwashing-I-mean-homeschooling and then there is normal people homeschooling, which is catching on thanks to the privatization of K-12 education. The few parents I know who are homeschooling their children are certified…

Damn straight! It can't possibly be "new age" or "hipster", since my grandparents let my parents do it in the 50s & 60s, and my parents let me do it in the 80s. This is actually really old-school parenting!

I was taking the crosstown bus alone at that age in NYC. Koch-era NYC.

I honestly just feel sorry for this woman, because she's lost something beautiful, but she's too limited to ever really know it.

Not talk about it. You can just do the right thing without telling everyone. That's not only for issues of racism, it's also just a general rule. You shouldn't need positive reinforcement for being a decent person. Just be one.

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I love crappytaxidery.com so very, very much.. I'm glad their popularity and recognition is steadily growing :)

You were asking for it, Ari. You probably had a super slappable expression on your face. What were you doing, just walking around with a slappable face, huh?!

I am Tom Hiddleston's soaking wet t-shirt.

So true... I only am one hysterical woman on the internet and I barely have time for anything else!

He also claims to be some kind of master criminal check cashing czar:

So if someone is offering deals on MAD GINSENG over the internet I shouldn't believe them?

I like that he's just admitted that everything he ever types on the internet is a lie, yet he still expects us to believe he has a girlfriend.

You're going to need a bigger bottle of cocktail sauce.

I'm ready...

Fisherman: Holy hell! That thing is huge!