We do what we can.

Raised by atheists and I married a hardcore Catholic. Our families get along famously.

I will, good Sir or Madame!

YOU ARE OFFICIALLY MY FAVORITE. Saving this for all time!

*Shrugs* Rokie Dokie. Whatever works for you :)

I guess I'm just the dumbass that still thinks I can effect positive change by sticking with it and calling out when people use my religion for hate. Pray for me... ;)

Erf, I know. Makes me want to slap those people with all the damn books of the Bible. And the Apocrypha. And Qu'ran. ALL THE THINGS.

Well, shit. But who do I talk to about my crippling addiction to ALL THE GENITALS?

I'm Catholic, so feel free to use my line if you want: "When did you get the job of bouncer to Heaven?"

HI KENNY.

Pure skill and practice.

HAHAHAHAHAHA - that is going into my folder of Jesus memes (BECAUSE OF COURSE I HAVE A FOLDER OF JESUS MEMES)

Dude. Preach.

This is one of those times when I have to look up say, "Really, Jesus? I have to love everyone? EVEN THE TEXAS GOP?!"

I don't have the option to "not be vegetarian anymore", unfortunately. I literally cannot digest meat, so *shrug* - all vegetables all the time. Even my MIL in California never fails to say, "Oh are you still vegetarian? How do you get protein? YOU KNOW YOU NEED PROTEIN, RIGHT?" every time I talk to her, despite her…

My first reaction reading the third story: "There's a restaurant chain called the Blue Crab?"

God bless America.

I'm in LA. That might still deserve a modicum of judgement.

*small voice* But I'm west of you. What about meeeeeeeeee?

I do not think there's a song that exists in which the Father-Daughter dance is not creepy. I chose a song that my dad used to sing to me when I was a kid, and it wasn't until I was hunting around for the original lyrics (it's a Civil War song) that I finally figured out that it's about a soldier asking his girlfriend…