I don't have the option to "not be vegetarian anymore", unfortunately. I literally cannot digest meat, so *shrug* - all vegetables all the time. Even my MIL in California never fails to say, "Oh are you still vegetarian? How do you get protein? YOU KNOW YOU NEED PROTEIN, RIGHT?" every time I talk to her, despite her…

My first reaction reading the third story: "There's a restaurant chain called the Blue Crab?"

God bless America.

I'm in LA. That might still deserve a modicum of judgement.

*small voice* But I'm west of you. What about meeeeeeeeee?

I do not think there's a song that exists in which the Father-Daughter dance is not creepy. I chose a song that my dad used to sing to me when I was a kid, and it wasn't until I was hunting around for the original lyrics (it's a Civil War song) that I finally figured out that it's about a soldier asking his girlfriend…

THOSE PEOPLE ARE WRONG, WRONG, WRONG.

haha - health enforced vegetarianism; I can't digest meat.

As a vegetarian, I think I'm legally obligated to be ignorant & fearful of any and all meat products, regardless. Otherwise, they kick me out of the club.

I mean really - has the rest of the world learned NOTHING from California's annual wildfire season?

Want to know what's actually in a hot dog? Surprisingly, the answer is not "hooves, lips, and skunk anus."

*coughs politely* Of course you haven't.

Someone else who grew up watching 'Evening At The Improv'!

I am my father's daughter.

FAIR ADVANCE WARNING: I'm about to pull a Republican-style joke out of my ass because I am so fucking horrified that the geniuses behind Taco Bell are about to ruin another world cuisine goddamn delight:

People: "OMG, IT MUST BE SO AMAZING AND INTERESTING AND EXCITING WORKING IN HOLLYWOOD!"

I loved him for his openness and utter lack of apology for his sexuality

I need my eyes for stuff. And things.

Your comment is approximately eleventy gabillion times funnier to me because of the name you chose to post under.

Please take all of my meat vouchers, as a sign of my sincere appreciation of your quest.