*shrugs* Rokie dokie, you just want to argue your point of view. You have fun with that masturbatory exercise. I'm going to stick with actually DOING something about helping these people.

Ok, let's step back a bit: children and teenagers of both sexes are at roughly the same risk for trafficking, especially runaway homeless teens (BOTH boys and girls). I do volunteer work in Los Angeles with a group that specifically goes out to help those who are most at risk of being victimized.

I look forward to seeing the news coverage of your single handed liberation of all people from human trafficking.

Two words: Wonderbread. Pocket.

This just in...

LITTLE BRITAIN!!!! The Captain worked on their American season :) I love those guys!

Researching this article has been the most effective diet technique I have ever come across, so...thank you?

I dunno....I really like my heroin... ;)

I...didn't even know an abomination such as that even existed. Dear lord.

You rang?

AKA - Lifesaver Gummies. They are very much still in circulation and pretty glorious.

Were you doubly happy because of the children's tears? Because I hear that's what makes candy extra delicious.

WHAT IS THIS WIZARDRY? I'm going to the movies JUST to do this.

YOU KNOW that one of these things lives in a McDonald's Play Place and feeds upon our young.

THAT WAS EXACTLY MY REACTION TOO.

DESSERTANDRY!!!

Dolly Parton is a fucking delight. I love that woman.

It's definitely horrifying.

No. A thousand times no.

I have (probably very) dry business questions about your contracts: