*small voice* I just want to try the sofritas, just once...

I'd like to think I live dangerously, but trusting Taco Bell to serve me lobster is just a bridge too far over the river Kwai.

my name at gmail :)

we can be phobia phriends!

Let me see if I can accurately spell the noise I just made after looking through the pictures:

AWWWWW YISSSSSSS!

I will go with you on this journey. Just so I can do some on-the-spot investigative reporting.

Conspiracy. They are trying to hoard all the letters to themselves, whether they are pronounced or not.

You are everything that is right and good about interweb commenters.

I say I'd rather chip in to buy you a teacup piglet riding a miniature pony with sparklers and a sign that says, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

You were at Barney's. There's no "possibly" about it.

"I say, Margot, how much richer are we than the rest of New York?"

Little known fact: this is actually what Herod's daughter wanted on a platter, not John the Baptist's head.

STAHHHP following me around, Pinkham! I just had Del Taco for lunch.

AND LUKE. AND JOHN.

Little known fact: Jesus actually passed Easter Eggnog at the Last Supper. Wine, my ass. THE BIBLE IS RIFE WITH MISTAKES.

Uhhh, is this where they got their legal advice?

This is like trying to eat a space alien's throbbing ovipositor.

I am also in this camp.

Oh no, don't worry, I'm still Team All The Animals :) It's not like I'm eating any of the bunnies (or any meat at all), but you know I can't resist a good joke!