How long before you think some eco hipster wanders into the bar and whines, "Is this vegan?"

I think I found the chart all of these dudes are using to base their totally sane and not at all fucking crazy ideas on:

Pshhh - he's gone mainstream.

Well, you just go on with yourself, you brave Internet Information Soldier.

Have the book. Love the book.

As long as I get the royalties, it is fine with me.

Lemme guess Nance - does the weather call for PORN SHOWERS?

That is a monstrosity on a stick.

Oh yes - I'm the rude one for requesting that his stock not make me sick.

Oh yeah, my intestines are the opposite - just cannot handle meat.

Precisely why I make my own these days (and none of that corn syrup bullshit).

I have become a pro at finding vegetarian snacks - especially when I'm jonesing for a junk food fix. Frozen potato and pea samosas I love, and I recently discovered a vegetarian pizza bite made with soy cheese that is DELICIOUS. Totino's can burn in hell.

It's like a full time job. I get so fed up with having to explain, over and over again, "No, I'm really not trying to be difficult. This will legitimately make me sick if I accidentally ingest anything with meat or meat products."

Her OB/GYN is an idiot. She can absolutely have a healthy pregnancy while vegetarian or vegan. Seriously.

That happens to me all. the. time.

Kind of?

Oh God, I've dealt with people like that...so much. I love going to restaurants and being pointed to the vegetarian options!

Yup, they do. You have to find the ones specifically marked "vegetarian" - otherwise - you're screwed.

Yup - DRIVES ME NUTS. I can't even have the Campbell's vegetarian vegetable anymore because there's so much corn syrup in it (makes my heart race).

"Surprise meat" is the most deadly of all meats.