I should show you my screamingly inappropriate FB comments when my friend told me she was painting her room in "dolphin" and hilarity ensued.

Don't you mean a Caucasian?

Rage fuels my sarcasm. It's how I survive and regenerate.

Well, I'm impressed, anyway.

At the ultimate risk of being the lone voice of dissent - the cookie isn't going to get soggy. It actually has a very good structural way of achieving this (seemingly impossible) state, and it doesn't even involve sorcery.

Professa-WHHHHAAAAATTTT?!

Oh, if only wishing made it so.

Ooooh, sassy food!

MORE FOR YOU, that's how it works out!

beef tongue is delicious! Annoying to peel though.

Wow, my autocorrect was in a seriously horny mood this morning. But I am happy with its word choice.

Falafel, huh? I see what you are trying to do here.

Oh dear Jeebus, that airline food picture is making my intestines cry just looking at it.

Oh I'm sure it's possible, but as I mentioned to someone else down thread, being a native of Los Angeles makes me pretty damn picky and snobbish when it comes to produce and vegetarian options. Not even going to pretend otherwise.

Luckily I'm a vegetarian who can grill like a rock star, so st least I still have charred flesh to placate and deflect the masses?

He lives in OK now (and has for about 8 years, as well as having family back there for a few generations back). Not willing to say where he's located due to how doxxable it is, but it's not a major city.

He lives in OK now (and has for about 8 years, as well as having family back there for a few generations back). Not willing to say where he's located due to how doxxable it is, but it's not a major city.

Trying to explain to anyone that vegetable soup is NOT VEGETARIAN if it's prepared with chicken broth has seriously worn me out - and I live in California. I cannot even imagine what's going to happen if I go to a landlocked state.

If you ever need a ridiculous ranting vegetarian, you know where to find me.

My conversation with my brother's best friend about this the other night (he moved to OK from our hometown in California):