With nausea.

When a random idiot mom friend tells your mom friend that a fever of 104 in a six year old is NBD, and 106 is the "worrisome number" and you have to be the childless asshole to break up the party with science.

...after imbibing the substances that make everything wonderful and magic about the evening.

Any writers out there use Scrivener?

it's Friday, it's Group Drink/Smoke/Kink time, so I figure this is the best time to do an AMA about me and my life, so you know which dark overlord is looking after your comments. Many, many thanks to the ever wonderful and badass Zap for this idea!

Help me GT! (But from a distance, with glove and face masks on, because I feel like I'm dying from plague).

2014 sucked hairy donkey balls, but luckily for all of us, it's over now. I'm not big on resolutions, mostly because it's basically like inviting my clinical depression and insecurity issues to a personal "lack of self worth" feast, so I'm doing something different this year. I'm choosing an adventure to complete by…

I was just finishing up wrapping my cousin's gift for Christmas when I realized something: most people would probably think we are a group of huge assholes.

I have a question for everyone, and I'd really love to hear your thoughts on the matter. I have really specific opinions about it, but that's not the point of this post - I'm trying to understand if others even have an opinion at all. *Scary drumroll please*