Smithwellette's posts

Let's discuss how everyone poops, shall we?

Or as Bradbury says, "FUD?!"

Take your time to enjoy this cat meme now, because TW abuse galore after it.

With nausea.

I have no clue what time zone we're in and I've already fallen behind with my "hour by hour" schedule, so Friday…

What this picture means to you:

Why is it always 1:45 in the morning when I get brilliant ideas?

When a random idiot mom friend tells your mom friend that a fever of 104 in a six year old is NBD, and 106 is the…

Let me set the scene for you: It is gorgeously sunny outside, my cats have been feed, I (for once) got a wonderful…

...after imbibing the substances that make everything wonderful and magic about the evening.

Any writers out there use Scrivener?

it's Friday, it's Group Drink/Smoke/Kink time, so I figure this is the best time to do an AMA about me and my life,…

Since our fearless leader and Goddess Divine is traveling today (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SORCIA! Come back! COME BACK! I…

Help me GT! (But from a distance, with glove and face masks on, because I feel like I'm dying from plague).

2014 sucked hairy donkey balls, but luckily for all of us, it's over now. I'm not big on resolutions, mostly because…

If there is one immutable truth about this universe, it's that cats love to be dicks and are really proud of it.

I was just finishing up wrapping my cousin's gift for Christmas when I realized something: most people would…

I have a question for everyone, and I'd really love to hear your thoughts on the matter. I have really specific…

Just in case you needed a handy, dandy easy to read chart during this holiday season.

You know what makes FRIDAY awesome besides booze? More booze! I mean...creative writing! Yeahhhhh, that's it.