You know just based off looking at the title, I could have sworn Torch was writing this.

Here is perhaps the most sobering thought about car sales as a career: everyone in the profession can be replaced by a well-crafted web interface.

GOOZ FRABBA

I mean... I mentioned essentially that exact study in the article. 

Dammit, does anyone read my words?! I toil over them just for you, my dear Jalopnotropes!

his bike sounds like Satan spray-farting hammers into a sheet metal toilet

Let’s be fair though; the real reason to be a juror on this case is how it gives you a platform for honing your juror skills, building your brand as a juror, and attaining more high-profile jury stints as you develop your career.

Doesn’t strike me as the trust fund type. Yeah, I know who his dad is. But Matt makes four YouTube videos per week minimum, writes columns, and works on an NBC TV show. Busts his butt to make free stuff for us.

I think if he were at least mediocre, he’d be a starter in the NFL somewhere. If only there were a meme which would fit...

Back when he was still with the Eagles (maybe 08 or 09), I ran into Andy Reid at Home Depot once. He was incredibly nice. It was in early September and the Eagles were getting ready to start the season. There is a Home Depot in South Philly. About 2 miles from the Linc. He is pretty easy to spot. So I went over…

Yep, definitely looks like the novice group. Many of those drivers are probably still trying to figure out if the next turn will be a left or a right.

FTFY

He only has one post; he just keeps changing the title…

Better idea:

Ok grandpa.

Video is inconclusive so we have to go with the call on the field, unfortunately. Sorry, dems da rules.

Smarter than the dude who bought eclipse glasses to weld.

The UFC and the boxing powers that be know exactly what they’re doing. As someone raised Irish-racist, I can confirm that in the Irish American boy’s fantasy of winning life with his fists, you must always first defeat the Italian before you fight the black guy.

This season of Hard Knock’s is the most boring gaslight ever.

This franchise is what you get after a Disney ride impregnates the Saints.

Fresh off beating the rap