They’re gonna call it the Toyota Axis to commemorate another endeavor with zee Germans.
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At least they won’t have to overnight parts from Japan.
That’s what I tell my wife.
Great, while you’re there today getting your haircut grab some for me.
Please tell me all about your M car experience! How did yours break?
They owe you a 10 second car.
Ho boy, take it easy there guys.
The Daytona is completely underrated...I’d gladly take one over a Cobra any day.
as this is the internet, i suspect by this time next year we’ll all be driving down Freeway McRoadFace.
Are we sure they don’t just have carpal tunnel syndrome from jacking off to their sense of self-importance?
If Bender umpires, do you realize how fun that would be? Can wr please get Bender so he smokes cigars and verbally assaults all the players and managers?
Umpires are really embracing the snowflake label — no 2 strike zones are exactly the same.
Nothing screams “LET’S GET RID OF HUMAN REFEREES” like a wristband dedicated to not doing your job well.
Fuck these guys. Bring on the robots.
By 2100, there won’t be any traditional hammers for sale; they are just too dumb. If you accidentally aim that hammer at your thumb instead of the nail, that bloody stupid thing will smash your thumb! So all the new hammers will have a variety of safety features built in: young children lock out, HUI prevention,…
I’m quickly realizing that I will be clinging to my 2005 model car for many more years to come than I had originally anticipated. A/C, radio, manual trans, RWD, and a single button press to deactivate every nanny except ABS. Simplicity and fun, that’s what’s I want in my car. You literally cannot buy that anymore…
a gender-neutral Chevrolet or GMC.
You’re chafing my autism to call an arachnid a “bug”.
- if you simply must drive during this celestial event, you can safely look at the eclipse through a moonroof, but not a sunroof.