Stupid people seem to like buying Tesla cars though.

You wouldn’t think so, but teenagers are eating detergent packets “for the lolz” so at this point everything is fair game.

How many of us old time Deadspinners took a quick glance at that picture before reading the name and thought, “Man, Leitch has really let himself go.”?

When Jesus was resurrected, he gave a small wave to the heavens.

Fuck Jon, chill out you fat fuck. Maybe learn to throw to a base too while you’re at it.

Lester’s getting paid $25 million this year and has put up a 99 ERA+. It shows you where our society’s at right now with all that stuff.

“A guy fell into him and got nacho cheese on his arm and now he’s taking pictures and signing autographs. It shows you where our society’s at right now with all that stuff.”

The Cardinals should troll Lester the next time he pitches against them by eating nachos at first base during the game.

The asteroid.

Cheesy arm or no, at least he throws to first.

Does Jon know that getting a photograph taken doesn’t actually steal your soul?

Good work Jon. Never let pass the opportunity to be an asshole.

Lester’s really gone nuts on this one. Amazing he had the balls to say that. Kind of surprised it made him so testy.

Fear not Jon, I’m sure Nacho Man will soon be exposed as a virulent racist and/or a bad parallel parker.

As Bob Costas said on a recent CNN appearance, there’s no anthem being played before movies or plays. Why is it played before sporting events?

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

It looks like unfinished homework.

I like lexus’s new design. Let’s be honest if it had a Lamborghini logo on it you would jerk off to it.

First it’s a craze in hot hatches here and then America finally regrets allowing ‘em here because they can’t hear them over their beige/silver, hulking, underpowered, and on-roader zeppelins that we call crossovers.

Kill it, kill it with fire. It’d be a mercy killing anyway, not even a Sidekick deserves to end up like that. Jesus, find the owners who did that and chop off their hands so they can never do it to another car again in their life.