Here’s my breakdown by segment:

They offered to let him continue, but he DiMured.

I thought it was the Spanish Inquisition that was unpredictable.

NO PLAN IS PERFECT!

Go back to bed, Katie.

Great kinja or the greatest kinja?

Fuck you. I hope you lose 3 more straight finals.

Patrick you forgot to ask the biggest question about the game:

Maybe we should have Ben back here more often... what do you guys think about that?

We Jews refer to him as Moses.

But they didn’t cover up a murder this time, so progress?

This is officially the saddest thing I have ever read in my life.

Yasiel Puig: Nature’s Way to Make it Seem Like Angry Old Baseball Men Have a Point

Pictured: a baseball mountain.

No fair, they didn’t test the Mustang in real-world conditions.

How I read your comment every time I saw it posted.

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well if it means bro-trucks can stop blasting me in my WRX I will be happy. All the factory height pickup lights are staying as high if not slightly creeping higher. Then you add the obnoxious lift that never gets off even a gravel road on daily drivers.

For $190k I’d buy a 981 Cayman with a 3.8L swap and a C63 S.