terrible take bro just log off

Or they could just cover a sport properly besides soccer

In true Deadspin form, the only post about quite possibly the greatest dunk contest ever, is some kind of political nonsense.

Highlight trutherism should be the only death penalty eligible offense.

At least he's got skills to fall back on, as he’s well prepared to sell seashells by the seashore or help Peter Piper pick pecks of pickled peppers.

Oh my stars! The gall of that gentleman to cause offense by inserting his forearm into the circle thing! He’s fortunate I was not present, lest he have a thumb bit angrily in his direction!

What is the point of this post?

Their new auto leveling system totally made me cancel my sub.

They make it our business when they tell the world about their abstinence.

marco rubio actually runs on an older software version so they are incompatible

People who do this are never actually cleaning their gun. Gun cleaning involves at least running a cloth down the barrel and perhaps disassembling the action. He just shot himself.

Sorry not interested. Even electric go karts suck compared to gas ones.

“That bitch a boy” — Frank Clark, realizing he’d been swindled by yet another mail order puppy delivery service

He won... you lost. Cry like a baby and enjoy the commercials you pussy.

Man every single Pats fan has been intolerable today. Between upset about Peyton winning and the Facebook rants on how dare people boo Brady.

Salty?

You should probably kill yourself. You fucking DNB loser.

Nothing new under the sun.

This is terrible Kinja.

Wait - did someone actually find a font WORSE than Comic Sans?