I’ll remember this the next time they cast a Brit as an American in any movie ever.

Howard is far and away the biggest cunt employed by a site full of terrible cunts.

Why does it seem like every article you write has to pull the race card? Does Deadspin give you a topic and say, “Hey, Greg, how can you make this about race?” I’d give your article some credence if Jon Jones (a black American) wasn’t the biggest UFC star for a long time before his legal troubles gave the UFC no…

The people who find this funny think 13 Hours will win best picture.

Am I the only ones who always wants these to be funny, but then clicks and realizes it's just a bunch of stupid words lumped together?

Gaping hole in Djibouti.

People have said dumber things with a gun to their head.

and congradulations to Captain Ventura who will steer her in calm waters

That's just like your opinion, man

I feel his pain. I plan on watching the Super Bowl with 11 or 12 screwdrivers in my hand.

Probably to give her time to prepare to be responsible with it.

No, I don’t. There’s a running joke that any negative action taken against a man, by a woman is misandry, because of the MRA manbabies who like to shout “misandry”. An image of a strong female character hurting a man or otherwise cackling diabolically accompanied by MISANDRY is delicious irony.

The major question, of course, is whether L.A. has enough apathy to support two teams rather than just one.

If the internet contains a more distressing photograph than that one, I will just have to take your word for it.

Our solar system is not symmetrical. So there’s that.

“Perfect symmetry” is redundant. It’s like saying “insufferable ESPN personality.”

Not surprising, since his effective blocking experience is limited to Twitter.

What I love about this truck, as someone who doesn’t like trucks: