He who clicks with malintent has forgotten the face of his father.

I know, they barely talk about the benefits of butt plugs or prostate massagers!

Welcome to an Aaron Brown listicle.

Probably because of that Hispanic guy yelling “NOOOOOOO!!” during his kick.

people like you are why i support 48th term abortion

You stole this from Dan lebatard. Unoriginal*

“I can do for you what I did for Ryan Howard and Ryan Zimmerman!” is the worst drug dealer pitch of all time.

Give it a rest, Jared.

And which role are you auditioning for? Emo teen #32?

I’m sorry, I can’t accept that he is truly committed to the character if he’s still alive when the film is released.

Merry Christmas, Leto!

Why do you visit Deadspin?

Tight bro! Now give me a Furiosa take!

Sounds like Leto is doing a really great job, and his dedication to his craft should help the studios and bankers financing the film make at least few hundred million dollars more at the box office!

NHRA it’s not even a race, it’s only a stupid way of burning Iraqui oil. not “international”

You also failed to mention my son scoring his first basket in his basketball league.