I was wondering if there will be some late breaking “Root for the Cardinals” post.

then you’re not a giants fan. but its ok, i know most of you are pretty new to baseball.

No, wrong, fuck the Dodgers forever

Finally, someone smart enough to use landscape when filming Bartolo Colon.

“Hey, it’s gotta be a hanger.”

Because you’re the type of guy who thought Jek Porkins was going to make it through the assault on the Death Star.

Every time I see that GIF I think “wow...and there’s a woman in this world who let that guy fuck her without a condom on purpose no less than three times” and it gives me hope for a brighter world for every man.

“Nobody thought he could have as many beheadings in his Age-40 season as A-Rod produced, but Insh’Allah he will continue his triumphant march to Aleppo over the broken bodies of infidels”

Costas.

I hope it ends up being number 4 because dammit Starships are cool. Also aliens are interesting I guess unless it’s that ancient ancestor nonsense. That trope is so played out at this point.

Not to mention the bullshit takeout slide that broke Kangs leg in Pit the other day. Dude slid three feet out of the base path and essentially leg whipped Kang. Going into the actual base hard is one thing, that play was total bullshit. Kang and the Pirates took the high road afterward but yeah fuck Maddon and the…

He’s part of the reason I started hating the Rays. Considering he was crying about the Cards doing this, he should be an NFL coach.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU GUYS?

You guys in need of a copy editor?

It’s doctored though; look at all of those fans in the background.

No, Ohio State already decided that he wasn’t the one.

Some teams fall apart when their starting qb goes down, others win the national championship.

And to think you fuckers told us that spin was dead...