He suggested Manziel start, violating the league’s substance abuse policy.

Now he can get back to playing cones of dunshire

He set the track record while driving under the influence? That’s some Dock Ellis shit right there.

For every LS3 Chevy ships, they can push 4 anemic Malibu LTs out as rental cars to keep their fleet average down.

Well the 991.1 Turbo produces 520 hp and 487 lb-ft while the 991.2 “S” will produce 420 hp and 368 lb-ft.

Ya, the Viper, the F12 Berlinetta, the Z/28, the Mustang GT 350, the base C7 Corvette, and even Porsche’s own GT3/GT3 RS are all so damned uncompetitive! When you hit 150 on a public highway, the first thing you are thinking is that these cars need more power from a turbo. What a load.

1. The 993 Turbo begs to differ. Hell, even the 991 turbo sounds angry under full throttle. You’re wrong.

It’s pretty fun how many people complaining that 911s all turbo now. The car which popularized turbo engine.

Cue the “death of the 911” guys who refuse to recognize the 911 has been in a state of constant evolution which is what has allowed it to stay relevant for 52 years.

Watching a fat man with game is the best part of sports.

Fancy ball flip instead of a fancy bat flips. He’s found an unwritten rules loop hole. Brian McCann is not pleased.

National treasure.

Bartolo Colon is the human embodiment of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You’ve hit the NAIL on the HEAD. That’s precisely why guys like Jason Whitlock are UNTOUCHABLE around here!

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on the flip side: youre white, over 30, unsuccessful, and not attractive or in shape.

“What do you mean corporations aren’t people?!?!?”

Trump is going to tax capital gains?

This gives a bad reputation to LSD users everywhere. I’ll have you know I crash my car, strip naked, and run near children ALL the time and I never drop acid.