I would say CarMax may be a victim of DeMuro.

It gets 10.5 hectares per liter of kerosene.

Can you put THIS into the metric system?

No. UK/Euro car mags don’t include imperial in their reports.

as if millions of hellcat owners suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced...

I’m just glad there’s actually a place discussing LoL that has some standards for humanity.

you at kinkos straight flipping copies.

What a perfect example of all show and no go. Bolt-on appearance mods, spray-on color, shiny aftermarket shoes, and speed holes, but I’ll bet there’s not much going on where it counts.

She looks like she is getting ready to take a shit on it. I think I would understand completely why too.

May I ask you why you chose the owl plates for your CR-V instead of one of the other designs?

Well, he shouldn't have dressed like that.

It really takes more energy to accellerate to 85. Maintaining 85 is just a matter of overcoming friction, and the friction on 85 mph is actually not much more than 65mph. Most of it comes from the drive-train, not the speed.

Martin Luther would drive a Honda Accord, that would be in imitation of the apostles who were said to be in “one Accord”. Or he could copy King David by driving a Triumph Spitfire, it is also said that “David’s Triumph could be heard throughout the land”. Or if he was really ballsy he could copy God himself by driving…

Not really, there’s a difference between what the public ‘wants’ (aka, 3 dudes on Jalopnik) and what is in the best interest of the car. It doesn’t need more power just for powers sake. It’s a trilling, exhilarating ride just the way it is.

Why do people always equate more available power with a lack of handling or feel? ...as if it is somehow some sort of correlating mutual exclusivity. Even 250-ish horsepower and torque from an engine with minimal additional weight would turn Miata into an industry-beating sports car. 275-300+ horsepower could do the…

I had sex with my date in the backseat of my jeep cherokee while my best friend Paul drove it home. He was alone as his date had bailed on him to go to some party at Rick’s house...Rick was a cool guy soccer player. I brought this up very often over the remainder of our time in high school.

The other half, as ever, being accurate and sustained artillery fire.

Know A3 owner. Can confirm.

Would you allow some low life scum to fuck with your grandma and get away with it? No. You hunt them down and kill them like the animals they are. You go through their phone and destroy everyone in their contact list. You look up their name on Ancestry.com and wipe out every living relative who shares at least 1/16th…