Wagon....Bugatti Waygon!

<b>Drew:</b> Fuck off.

As soon as I saw trueCar I called shenanigans.

Have you tried Jack, or its gerund? Both work pretty well for me.

Ok, what about hitting. You think bat speed is affected by capacity for critical thought?

bizarre, I had a dream this weekend in which I was driving a 335i pickup. Thought it was just a fever dream.

Great, now I need to find some other triviality over which to be disproportionately agitated.

If the police were about traffic safety, or safety in general, they would be. Alas, they are for revenue.

I was "playing" with the real thing while you were sitting in an artisanal free trade coffee shop listening to the Shins while absolutely NAILING the task of coming up with a sweet Kinja handle.

Yes take your "little boy war game bullshit" elsewhere. Perhaps to a blog dedicated to a discussion of military tech and vehicles. OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Can you assclowns please fix the adds that obscure half of the comments section as you scroll down? I have no intention of "finding new roads," GTFO.

"sub-genus in an already rare species."

I heartily enjoyed all your facts.

Too busy putting their porn proclivities on twitter.

He's basically a human version of a HUD telling you "you are going this fast and if you continue to go this fast you will finish with a time of XX:XX." You ever start running only to fall off cause you gassed yourself too early? He's preventing that and setting their rhythm early.

"I looked at her and I said, 'Fuck you,'"

Because crossfit and only crossfit pushes you really hard every day.

Welcome to Jalopnik?...the fuck is your deal, guy?

Corpse repository? Aren't they leading the NL West?

Fuck...look what you made me do....