They should throw caution, taste, and dignity to the wind and cast a CGI John Mahoney, like in that Star Wars movie.

This. How on earth do they plan to do a revival without arguably the most important character on the original show?

His performance in Barton Fink was so terrific that not only did every role he played afterward kind of turned into William Faulkner for me, William Faulkner completely turned into John Mahoney in my mind, if that makes any sense.

People Smart Enough to Know What Fraud Is Make Correct Choice

“Sunbathing?”

When we did work from home, they had us fill out a spreadsheet of what we did and when. They had an example where the person “processed ** form” from 9-11 and then ‘answered emails’ from 11-12. Who the fuck works like that?! HR got pissed off at me when I handed in a form that just said “Everything”. 

nothing about a kid with an antifreeze jug should make any rational person jumpy. That officer is unfit for society

Well they made sure the boss could see everyone sitting at their home office desk “doing work” which is the reason for the vast majority of work at home meetings and shit. I am very lucky to be in a job with a management team who believes that the key success marker is the job getting done well and on time but that is…

No shit. If the cops are that jumpy they need to be in another line of work.

Traffic stops should not receive the death penalty.  

I once photoshopped a Chinese propaganda poster, putting my head onto Mao’s body. Until the day I left, no one ever remarked on it or questioned it. The morning of my last day, an elderly woman who worked across from me told me she wasn’t going to attend my going away party, “because it’s very self centered to put…

Clearly she is  either Gay or a big fat party animal, so it is allowed.

In Russia, the rubber impregnates you.

Or Applebee’s!

As someone who is of Welsh-Irish-Portuguese descent, I can think of a LOT of disgusting western food that is applicable.

He can move to disgusting Western food. How about that Sardinian cheese with live maggots? Or Irish-American food?

A deleted scene from Temple of Doom showed Willie and Short Round having to watch Corden do a Broadway medley during dinner with the Maharajah.

Disgusting. Who would watch James Corden?

When I use the other kind of rubber, the speed of sound is a lot lower, too. 

Excalibur still is to this day the only Arthurian movie that is any good (not counting Monty Python and The Holy Grail, of course, or Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, neither of which are attempting to tell the central Arthurian story). For such a central myth of British (and by extension, American) culture, I…