If hard floors bug her so much, I wonder if she’s aware of these things called rugs and carpets?  I get that they aren’t as trendy, interior-design-wise, but really....

Nathan never gave us the Titan A.E/Treasure Planet double bill and I hate him for that 

so...the really important question is...is Valerian a failure, a fiasco, or a secret success? I am really stumped and I really need Nabin back to help me figure it out. I know that it has one of the worst scripts I’ve ever heard. I know that it makes no fucking sense. But...is it a fiasco by sheer dint of expenditure…

By the time I hit late HS/College the really alternative/punk scene was already fading in Pittsburgh, Club Laga was on the wane, Pitt’s punk scene was fading. Slackers on Southside was already starting to become a relic of the past as more bars started to crowd out all the weird shops that had cropped up there (I grew…

“I can turn on the charm.”
“Is it on now?”
“Hunh. It’s warming up.”

You got me, Steve Martin! I’ll always give something with you in a go. 

“It’s bad luck just seein’ a thing like that.”

I’m never not gonna give something with Steve Martin and Martin Sheen in it a chance.

Oh wow, Quick Change and Funny Farm were based on novels?! I had literally no idea. I must read them, immediately. By way of thank you, here is my favorite scene from Quick Change:

No! Bad Disney! *thwaps Mickey with newspaper, killing him instantly* Oops.

Exactly. I don’t get wanted to watch a woman with a horse mask licking an ear microphone unless there is uncensored penetration!

The scene where Chase sits down to write his novel, types “The” and then spirals into writers block is a go-to for me.

Hooray for love of this movie!
I generally get blank stares from folks when I mention this one (ditto Quick Change) so also nice to find fellow fans here in the comments too.
I can personally attest to the flop status of this one — at least in one Midwestern college town — cuz it played at the theater I worked in high…

This movie has a special place in my heart. It’s the movie I went to see with my brother and my late father back when it came out. We were driving to a KC Royals game to go watch Quisinberry pitch. We couldn’t get a hotel room the night before in KC so we back tracked north to a small town. With nothing to what to do…

If you can masturbate to it, then it’s porn. If you can’t masturbate to it, then you’re not trying hard enough.

I bet you there's a fetish or something for near porn. Like real porn is just too easy, so near porn provides the right amount of excitement/titillation that does so much more for them. And looks better in their browser history.

Who has time for near-porn, when there’s so much actual porn out there?

You know, there’s a reason why many of us here aren’t on Twitch.

Yes, first in the AHL with the Ontario Reign, they had a line with: Quinton Byfield (#2 overall pick in 2020), Akil Thomas (was a part of Canada’s 2020 gold medal in World Junior’s-a very big thing in hockey), Devante Smith-Pelly (won the Stanley Cup in 2018, and convinced teammate Brett Connolly not to go to the…

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