My wife told me that she knew she could trust me when I told her (while we were dating) I was 5' 11" tall. She said a liar would say they were 6' tall.

I'm waiting for the Switch to drop in price and my son to get a little more mature. I'm not sure either one is going to happen though. 

Thinking aliens would want to “plunder our resourses” is daft. There are innumerable uninhabited planets out there with more resources than Earth. - John Doe, Galway, Ireland, 16/7/2012 0:07

Agreed. There’s always going to be *someone* that doesn’t like the way you run the ship. As you correctly pointed out, LMM has done more for minorities than most people in the same profession/position. 

As for Léon, who has rightly been credited with sparking this very necessary conversation, in response to Manuel’s apology, she simply stated: “For centuries darker-skinned Afro-Latinx people have been erased from Latinidad, but we will be forgotten no more. We are tired of being maids and background dancers and will…

I swear Americans don’t have enough real issues in their lives.

LMM has done more to promote minorities on stage and screen than anyone else in the last dozen years or so. Too fucking bad if there’s not enough of a particular minority featured in “In the Heights” - he shouldn’t have to apologize for shit.

“Clapton is god” was likely written by some English art school studen who had never heard of Son House, Hubert Sumlin or Lightnin’ Hopkins.

This sucks. And hurts. My father loved Clapton. Worshiped at his alter of guitar playing to the point of handcrafting his own amp to duplicate the amp Clapton used on the legendary John Mayall and the Bluesbreakers album. Owned multiple Strats, of course. Could play pretty much any Clapton solo note for note.

Conspiracy theories make dumb people feel smart and let people shop for what they want to hear instead of the truth. It’s a pervasive problem that is getting worse; Clapton is just one of the higher profile dummies.

One of my favorite things in my writing classes in college was when we’d get assigned to read a short story by someone else in the class (all anonymously), then read it aloud in a future class meeting and talk about the themes and what the story was about. It was absolutely fucking WILD to hear some of the things my…

Looking forward to a third movie where, even 5-10 years in the future, humans are fucking idiots who have no idea what they’re doing.

The people in the North, pass it back n forth.

Runnin’ down the gutta with a piece of bread n butta!

Once they trot out the show, I bet it has a good run.  

Loki shrinking into the couch when Thor’s friend from work turns up is perfect.

“Bugs is Sean, Keith, and Scott. Daffy is Hughes, Barsanti, and Tenreyro.”

“Bugs is who we want to be. Daffy is who we are.” —Chuck Jones

What a retorted question.

“Are we being fun-hating downers who are overthinking something that everyone will recognize is obviously a joke?”