You clearly don't understand that it was a goddamned joke, and your efforts to educate the world on the very serious matter of the difference between the types of big boats are misplaced. 

2:15 “I have the real one at home, that has Bad Mother Fucker right here.”

Found this online — perfect view while eating IKEA Swedish meatballs!

Haven’t seen that yet, but sounds interesting! My fav recentish TMNT related thing was this short Jhonen Vasquez made for SDCC a few years ago... Wish they’d made more!

One of my last visits to the Alamo in Brooklyn in the fall of 2019 was to see a special screening of Victor/Victoria and before the film Julie Andrews herself was interviewed for about 45 minutes and then did a brief Q&A. It was utterly surreal being mere feet away from a full fledged screen legend. And she was…

Years ago on Letterman he had a woman on who had been jogging on a trail in Yellowstone and had startled a young adult bear as he came out of the woods. She escaped harm by grabbing her water bottle with the squirt cap top and spraying water into his face. He turned and ran. I can’t remember if he tried to bite her…

It’s just so visually dark and grimey, in that uniquely late 80s/early 90s way. And, for a movie about teenage, mutant, ninja, turtles, way too grim and bleak.

Leonardo - John Francis Daley

I saw a film not so long ago called Mauvais Sang, in which a character played by Denis Lavant gets into a love triangle with a young Juliette Binoche and an also young Julie Delpy.

Perhaps sadder is the condition and future for the SS United States. Since it ceased operations in the early 70s. The ship is the largest ocean liner constructed entirely in the United States and the fastest ocean liner to cross the Atlantic in either direction. But since being retired form active use, she has been…

I love going to special screenings at Alamo Drafthouse in particular. I’ve been to screening-and-a-live-Q&A at Alamo in SF twice, once for “Mrs. Doubtfire” with a Q&A with Chris Columbus and “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory” with Q&A from Julie Dawn Cole (Veruca) and Paris Themmen (Mike Teevee), and both were…

During COVID I hit the bottle way too hard. It finally took a friend to remark to me that I sounded way too sloshed on a call that I realized I really needed to take steps again to control my addiction.

I mean, “Great Job, Internet” was always intended to be sarcastic, wasn’t it?

Honestly, wouldn’t it be in all of our best interests if he sucks his followers dry, and they all in turn become destitute? Ideally, they would starve or they would be forced to become the welfare queens they hate so much.

Why is it so many people worship the rich? The cost of having billionaires like Jeff Bezos is thousands of people pissing in bottles in warehouses and overworked drivers like this guy.

I am now going to ignore the existence of that image, in order to preserve my lifelong crush on Ms. Rigg.  

Dog Day Nights

The great Theatre of Blood anecdote: Coral Browne, who played one of the critics, confessed to Diana Rigg that she found Vincent Price incredibly attractive. So Rigg worked very hard to get them together. And she succeeded. And Coral Browne was pleased. And Rigg was happy. And Vincent Price was pleased. And Rigg was…

If I wanted to watch Joker I’d honestly just watch Taxi Driver or King of Comedy.

or heat.