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And most importantly, he would have been accepted by the fan base as a replacement for aging Harrison, by and large I think.

Fifty-two. Fifty fucking two.

As your lawyer I would strongly advise you to get to the chopper.

I just realized- River Phoenix at this point would’ve been older than Harrison Ford was in any Indy movie besides Crystal Skull.

The problem is finding that young star that the diehards won’t immediately discard as unworthy. Unfortunately, River Phoenix didn’t live to fill this role---he could have been on his 5th IJ starring role in movies by now instead of Great-Grandpa Harrison taking kidney punches from 30 year old muscle-dudes.

Medium response: As problematic as Temple of Doom is, it has more exciting/memorable scenes than the forgettable thrills of Crystal Skull (barring a refrigerator, granted).

Yeah, that’s in the article and alluded to in the sentence you quoted. 

I have to admit Bert’s really makes me laugh sometimes but there is only one machine and he’s a Russian machine and he never breaks baby he NEVER BREAKS.

There's also the shirtless guy yelling on the deck of the house across the street. The wild thing is I don't even think he lives there.

We knew this already from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

It makes you wonder why they didn’t just skip the bleach step and put a lock on the dumpster to begin with.

This deserves its own “Great Job, Internet.” 

I had no idea about the Scientology down escalator thing. That’s wild, and stranger to me even than the whole E-meter business.

I worked at the Arclight Hollywood in 2012/2013, and as a film fan it was such a cool experience. Got to meet about every famous actor and filmmaker you could think of, saw so many movies for free, and worked with a ton of awesome people. A few stray memories:

All of that stuff is true, but at the same time, it's worth noting that those old GI Joe comics are excellent examples of "good things coming from bad sources." Maybe - and I'm not optimistic, but you gotta dream - they'll find some inspiration from those stories. 

Because Hunter Biden isn’t a mouthpiece for the administration? Because he’s not purposely going on all of the talk shows trying to get himself a future Senate seat? Because literally nobody in the entire world outside of the Biden family and the psychotic right wing care, even one little tiny bit, about Hunter Biden?

I will wear my short sleeve t-shirt over my long sleeve t-shirt till the day I die, dammit.

Exactly. Millennials need to realize that they aren’t the youth generation anymore. I know, it’s tough (GenXer here who had a hard time getting that grunge wasn’t cool anymore), but it’s the cycle of life.

Me too! We used to have a subscription and it was anticipated mail for sure.