Gretchen: They’re my parents! I get to lie to them until I’m old and they’re dead, and you don’t get a vote! I would never tell your dad to read your book!

Underworld is also really good, but note that vampires and werewolves don’t play as big a role in it as did the movie adaptation.

That seems to have been his MO for most of his adult life.

She directed The Last Supper and you want to lead with fucking Bye Bye Man?

It ends with a fat Johnny Rotten wearing a MAGA hat saying “Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?”

Alex: “You know, it’s a funny thing. You spend years hosting a show, and you get into the habit of thinking there’s just one correct question for every answer. But life doesn’t always work out that way. The world is much more complex. And you discover that there are many different ways of looking at the universe.”
Cliff…

I think you mean Get Out. 

A movie about one man’s struggle with micro transactions.

Again, I have to ask, where on EARTH are theaters even open?  Like ... South Dakota who doesn’t give a shit about COVID?

I thought the first one was fine but the second one was just painful.    I felt all two and a half overlong hours of it.  

Man I think irony died that day.  You can't make this shit up.  A cop beaten with an American flag?  A woman crushed while flying the Don't Tread On Me flag?  A heroic officer named Goodman?  Man reality is getting heavy handed with the metaphors.

I watched it with my parents on Christmas, by the end dad and I were just wtfing all over the place. I was willing to suspend my disbelief right up to the point of the Smithsonian Air Force, that totally broke me.

In other news, it has been confirmed that one of the three other insurrectionists who died on January 6 was trampled to death while carrying a “Don’t Tread On Me” flag.

Maybe the real tasered balls were the friends we made along the way?

It’s one of the best literary adaptations I can think of. I’ve only read the book once (I should probably change that), but it seemed like they made the right choices as to what to leave out, and kept all the right details in.

He's waiting for the most inconvenient time

The moment where you lose sight of the cat as the terrain rises up and the train enters the tunnel, only to be hit with the reveal that the cat is straddling the tracks as it rounds the bend...kaiju directors/cinematographers, take note of that.

Random thoughts as I watch this:

Future photo: