Had the protesters been “Libtards,” half of them would’ve been arrested and/or shot by now. The Capitol Police is no different than your average police department.

Given what is happening right now in DC, I don’t think anyone can honestly say the Republican party doing any good.

Hot Take: Everyone on The View is awful.

That guy is what would happen if an Ed Hardy shirt became a human. 

I’m a 63 year old librarian and there’s no way I’d be able to stop myself from pantsing that guy.

Sounds like Mr. Lentz was also an “all-lay” clergy member.

That header picture is what you see when you look up “Douche bag” in Merriam-Webster’s.

This. The public does NOT need to know about your waxing regimen, dude.

RE: dick root dude pic. As a 40 year old man, I could not imagine being a fuckin’ adult dressed like that in pictures with a literal teenager. I’m both horrified and embarrassed for anyone involved with that so called church.

I also think about RBG’s friendship with Scalia...which he just didn’t deserve.  That’s the problem with nice people, they’re nice to people who don’t deserve it, we all should be meaner and hold the baddies accountable.

They were fun to write (and frankly, easier), so I’ll probably come back to the format a couple times a year. 

That’s a great one. Adding it to my to-do list!

Allow me to introduce you to Upper Michigan, Wisconsin, Vermont, Minnesota...

Knowing scientists penchant for amusing Latin names I thought Culex Molestus would translate as: pain in the arse. Sadly there seems to have been a disappointing lack of whimsy  as Google says it’s Annoying Gnat.

That’s a shame, Mike, I was enjoying these amuse-bouche version of the main article.

If you're doing weird, random Wikipedia articles, might I recommend en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bullfrog_County,_Nevada just because it never should have existed.

see my comment above. Ohio’s cities are more liberal; the rest of the state is hardcore conservative white racist hell. It’s beautiful country, especially in the southwest. And the state is heart-shaped, and it’s my home, and honestly some of the best ppl I know and oldest friends come from Ohio, but it’s racist as…

The Midwest is full of assholes like this. There is a reason people in Illinois call I-80 the Mason/Dixon line.  Because south of that the state goes full Deep South idiot white people really quick. 

Italian. And from Simi Valley, home of the Ronald Reagan Library. This girl probably considers herself a marginalized minority because she’s not a blond.

I’m from Ohio and can confirm that there are a lot of racist white people there.