ONE. WHITE. GOD.

WAP is this generation’s O.P.P. except they don’t actually say what that stands for.🤣

I only skimmed the article, but what I learned is that Cardi B and Tom Hanks are the parents of Elon Musk’s baby.

You should read the Smoking Gun article that, I believe, exposed the whole “A Million Little Pieces” hoax. It’s not just that he tried to pull a quick one with the publishing industry, there’s actually some stuff there that makes him look like a real shit.

I’ve always loved that MST3K honors my favorite holiday, especially since everyone else always wants to rush past Thanksgiving and go right into Christmas. It's just another thing I love about the show. I'm glad I got to go to the live show in 2017, it was a blast.

It's Pod People, and it's one of my favorite episodes. I love when that guy walks on screen with that shirt and goofy grin and Servo just chuckles incredulously. Some things are so ridiculous they can't be riffed. 

Me: “Wait, that James Frey? And he’s somehow gotten worse??”

James Frey is a good argument for COVID.

Just give them all to Harry Turtledove.

What? Why would you NOT publish a worst-of list this year?? That’s the type of thing that unites the readership in common mockery of terrible film.  Does MST3K make people feel worse?  Hell no!  Bring on the dreck.

It just means he’s been to The Virgin Islands.

Some people may not agree, but I’ve gotta say it. I don’t care how many feathers I rustle or how many friendships I lose.

Barry’s great! He just seems like he’s still kind of got a leftover awkward teenage thing going on and I don’t think he’ll get shot at being an “Oscar Caliber Actor” (tm) until he ages a bit. But I think he’s capable, he kind of seems like he could be Michael Shannon’s younger brother to me.

someone posted this Photoshopped image of an imaginary live action King of The Hill and they put Hader as Dale...OMG I would love for this to be true.

I still think Hader’s going to win an Oscar within the next ten years. I have no idea if he will, but I...just get this feeling that he’s going to.

A History of Violence is incredible. If, like DO the Right Thing vs Driving Miss Daisy, we're going to bemoan films winning Best Picture Oscars over ones that weren't nominated, then how about that 'losing' to Crash? 

He did it on purpose to make Biden look bad.

Did anyone think he wasn’t going to fuck this up? It’s just so on brand for him. 

Apparently, I’m the only one who immediately thought of Geoff Peterson.  (I miss the Craig Ferguson version of Late, Late Show SO MUCH.)

These are hilarious and seem macabre, but they also have a wholesome Dia de los Muertos vibe. Year round let’s share our homes with the giant bones of our ancestors.