Wasn’t Stephen Baldwin in The Usual Suspects? I still think that the Wilson Bros still outrank the Baldwins in decent movies.

“Release the Penis Cut”

Fruit flavor?

That bit is still just as funny for me as the first time I ever watched it. “Scratchy lotteries” is the one part that just makes me fall off the couch every time. I worked for a chef over a decade ago, he didn’t smoke, didn’t drink, definitely didn’t do any drugs of any kind, but he would often buy 50-100 scratch-offs…

“Again”

Not quite the same Big Red No from the past, but this will suffice. 

I always like to think that Dominos was the ultimate winner in that. I say this simply because I’ve never seen a lot of repurposed/out of business Dominos, but I can’t even tell you the number of repurposed Pizza Huts I’ve seen in the last 20+ years. In multiple states. Pizza Hut may taste -marginally- better (your…

Man, I loved Outrun on the SMS. I swear I played a sit down one in some random arcade once too, and that was the shit.

I’d be inclined to say Georgia. They’re moving that direction already.

No. He’s still a douche.

I thought Walker Texas Ranger got cancelled decades ago.

“If emo can be rehabbed why not ska?”

What kills me about any and all of these shows is that I have to keep up on my podcasts.

Not a joke, I was laughing out loud as I read that.

I was on the road for work during the idiocy of the Late Show/Tonight Show, and I still remember watching from some random hotel both Conan giving his goodbye from the Late Show...and then Leno doing essentially the same thing a month or so later. The former was classy, the latter, eh, it was Leno. Figure it out.

Didn’t we end up with Karl Urban for that?

This is exactly why I say that Prince is the best musician of my lifetime. He was a multi-musician, a producer, a writer, and just damn did everything. Including assless chaps at the MTV music awards, but whatever. He kicked ass. Prince is a God. Not -the- God, but definitely -a- God. 

Not gonna lie, I’ve watched this like 3-4 times now, and I -knew- the voice, I just couldn’t place it.

I cannot believe I have never heard this before, and it is great. A mighty force choke to you.

My oldest cousin posted a picture of him, our grandfather, and myself at my cousin’s wedding in ‘95. My grandfather did not, in any way, look like I remember. He and I were 6'2". At least, before the disease hit. My cousin is at best 5'10", and how I tower over both of them is ridiculous. My grandfather also didn’t…