Alternate timelines...why not??

I do not think you understand the meaning of that word.

They would hire a PR department and figure out what to do with the royalty that decided they weren’t royalty anymore. 

I have never known about this and it has made my morning soooo much better. 

It could be two things.

As long as his drumming doesn’t keep you awake at night.

Is it really, though?

I’ve been reading up on this thing, and the Ever- line of cargo ships are over a quarter of a mile in length. Apparently the wind across that part of the Suez Canal can reach 50 mph or more.

“Combover of denial” may be the next name of my cover band.

I watched Spenser: For Hire with my dad from time to time when I was growing up, and even then I thought Avery Brooks was the essence of coolness. My dad got me into all things Star-related, and we were both amazed that Brooks was by far the second best captain in the entire series (we all know Kirk is a distant…

The first poster beat me to it, but I’m gonna say it regardless. I’m not gonna be that guy that says Who Da Fuck?

That’s a shame.

Senator Ted Cruz looks the other way...

“She’s gone.”

I’m sorry son, you can’t have the operation.

Everything you say there seems to get her entire repetoire. She got the characters, especially whatever her character was, so she went with it and it was, essentially, flawless.

I recall looking her up on Wiki a decade ago and was shocked that she was still alive then. 104 is not only a good run, she did a shade better than two of my relatives (95 and 97) but with far more literary output. I somehow discovered her on my own in my local library in the early 80's and I still remember the…

Bo Burnham has had one of those career trajectories that will never make sense to me. How he went from random comedian that I was watching with my GF over 15 years ago to this is...interesting. Can’t say I’ve seen anything he’s done probably since then, but good on him.

The one I’ll never, ever understand is when guys named John go by Jack. Going from one four-letter, one syllable name (with the same first letter) to another really confused me when learning about US presidents when I was growing up.

Considering I’m overstressed and want to do nothing but sleep, I’d simply set a physical alarm clock for the times I need to “check in” and sleep all day. How attached folk are to their digital lives, even folk older than me, is ridiculous. I get ragged on by my superiors for not checking my email.