I have an expanded philosophy on the “Left Lane is for Passing” rule, surmised by a few small rules to which I like to adhere:

“I looks like standard CW fare,”

Based on this, I took a look at the Nightwing/Red Hood gameplay video. And I agree on that front. It looks a hell of a lot better than Babylon’s Fall (which also falls under the header of “Should have been canceled”), but that’s not much of a compliment. Gotham Knights the video game looks like it took every wrong…

“Internet anonymity eliminating personal accountability in public discourse will be the death of civilization”.

THESE!!! any of THESE....

It always pissed me off. “We have determined that organics and synthetics cannot coexist peacefully.” Bitch, I just spent years busting my ass getting the Quarians and Geth to broker an agreement, and if they can make it happen FUCK YOU if you think it can’t. I deserve another option because of the natural 20s I roll…

The money in that comes from future book royalties

“a really good foundation product.”

“She shat in his bed” can only be spun so many ways.

I’ve ghostwritten at least 50 opeds in my career, and you are correct. I don't pitch anything unless I have written consent from the author. Furthermore, the Post requires you to say if you're submitting on someone else's behalf and what your relationship is to the person. 

Honestly, the very big problem that all of the Gettrs and Parlers and Truth Socials out there have is that when a social media platform is populated only by right-wingers, nobody (not even the right-wingers) really have any interest in engaging with it.

Hush now, the grownups are talking.

Not a bad idea.  Florida Man has great brand visibility.

You aren’t struggling. You are test driving excuses. Next. 

Wild to read Film Twitter wring hands and melt down over the floppage of Ambulance, a movie by Michael Bay, whose career is entirely composed of shiny garbage loathed by Film Twitter

My haha applies to the fact that people started calling Kanye a genius the moment Kanye told them he was a genius.

Everyone is up on Kanye for being clearly unhinged, are we all ready to accept Will Smith is there too?

I think people were in the boat of “It’s just more Borderlands”. It wasn’t bad, but it was the same thing that we have seen twice already now. The only real complaints I saw were that the humor hasn’t matured at all, but to some people, that is just what they want. Borderlands doesn’t need to be high brow.

OK, No. This is so many levels of uncool here. Do you refer to Sting as “The Singer From The Police” as well?

“I talked to Eddie Murphy about it, and Eddie wanted to play Batman,” says Murphy when asked if him and Reitman every discussed the role.