My favorite so far

Kevin Conroy is still the best Batman casting.

I don’t ask for much, universe, but please: Keep Cavill away from NFTs. 

I cannot fathom being invested enough in a person I do not know at all, let alone Kanye West, to think threatening another person is remotely necessary.

Damn, Kanye is pathetic.

Nintendo is going to sue and make them take it apart.

No Flame Thrower option? Disappointed...

Okay wrap it up folks the comment section has done its work.

23:59 - We will not morally shame Activision-Blizzard...

Let me just translate this from corporate speak to English:

 Oh Heil no. That isn’t her real last name is it??

If your barista doesn’t specifically say “Christmas” when handing you a latte, that’s Sharia law

Even if you think it’s crappie, I bet there’s salmon out there who lakes it.

[stands up in crowded cantina]

Ugh - the concept of ‘other people’s money’ is so bloody tiresome.

It would be written on my tombstone.  

And then just cancel all the football and make it all a huge GWAR show.

GWAR is the only band that should ever be booked for Superbowl halftime shows.

RV Driver: “Wow, this thing is really struggling.”