This is sort of like threatening to start playing with matches once again, whilst simultaneously sitting in the midst of a wildfire of your own creation.

I mean, technically Agatha Harkness hadn’t been introduced in the MCU prior to WandaVision...

Seriously. I was content to avoid this game, and then I got roped in by Jemaine f***ing Clement...

I keep thinking that my dislike for this person must be inherently irrational.

This is very near and dear to my heart. I finally decided to play God of War as part of my backlog just a few weeks back. And very quickly, decided to try and go all “hyper-completionist” on it.

But seriously, who’s going to be doing the quasi-retraction post bearing an underlying thesis to the tune of “OK, so we totally blew the Ellie Kemper thing out of proportion and context, but it’s mostly YOUR FAULT for calling us out on it”?

What if I told you...he WAS?

Quite ironically, “major hyperbole” still feels like somewhat of an understatement, given the context.

HA! Sucker...

OK, but just imagine how cool MY life’s gonna be when I eventually win the lottery and become the 2,756th.

No kidding, right?

Hi. 2021 here. Just wanted to remind you that the United States recently emerged from a 4 year period where a billionaire game show host was president.

Is it technically ironic that a network that used the power of syndication to prove to other networks certain shows shouldn’t have been cancelled are now cancelling a great deal of their own lineup?

Amen.

Sorry. Sorry, you’re right. The oversight seems rather obvious now.

Sure. That, and the fact that she’s a Kardashian for all intents and purposes.

I mean...

At what point do you face the truth and admit you’re never finishing Assassin’s Creed Valhalla?

Most villains don’t typically view themselves as villains either. It’s part of what keeps villainy sustainable. The line is often very gray and very blurred. I would argue that in most cases, many villains often regard themselves as possessing unique perspectives on a given situation and act upon their impulses as…

• Sam’s nephews playing with the shield was absolutely heartwarming. I got a little misty-eyed.