The NFL is switching it up huh?

Listen, Trump is a fucking monster, but “defiling” the Oval Office? Do you know how many fucking assholes have sat in that office? Slaveowners, genocidal maniacs, warmongers, racists, bigots... I don’t fucking want Trump to be president, but let’s not get precious about the sanctity of the office of the President and…

As we found out, the polls didn’t mean shit this year.

Oh, the polls? Yes, let’s talk about how they were so reliable we can base complete hypotheticals on them with any degree of certainty.

This idea that our fellow citizens are innately good people.

These are the questions you need to ask yourself, Clover.

$29,000? What a ripoff. For only $28,000, I’ll name your baby. I’m also a certified Name Rater, which is a very exclusive designation. Here’s my card:

If you keep repeating it’s good, maybe you’ll believe yourself.

Right dude, so...maybe get on that.

Man, on the heels of B.o.B.’s bullshit earlier this week, it’s like everybody has to disagree with Newton.

“Do you have any idea how much power’d I’d have to give up in order to be President?”

This is 100% true, and probably why he will eventually pull himself out of the race. If you are President, you have to put ALL YOUR ASSETS in blind trust for the duration of your Presidency to avoid any conflict of interest.

I highly…

Bravo for quoting Justice League.

Or Terry McGinnis

“Whew”

[Andrew Luck steps into frame in a clean Colts jersey]

All of the name calling, yelling and cursing is great, but nothing in this post, or any of the WYTS posts will match the use of asterisks as insults.

If you ask me, it’s pretty tasteless of that fan in the parking lot to reenact such a dark moment in Chiefs’ history.