See I’m hoping they’re 102 so they don’t live to vote next time.

Steve, you said the bread abrades your mouth.

Full disclosure, I voted for Hillary, but unfortunately, you can only tell them the truth. That democracy worked, that the people (who cared enough to actually do it) voted, and that this is exactly what most Americans wanted to happen.

Thousands take to protest, while millions voted him in. Maybe next time we can aim as high as a 60% voter turnout instead.

One of my old coworkers has had this on his car for 2-3 years. Hopefully I get out the grays so it can get noticed.

Did he remove the headphone jack too?

But we got minor text improvements! That’s gotta count for something, right?!

For a while, this was more or less the standard for Pokémon professors: older, wiser, and kind of dad-like.

Right dude, so...maybe get on that.

Considering the latest generation introduced Skiddo/Gogoat as grass-type goats, and the Totodile line of gen 2 are water-types based on alligators, I’d say shame on them for not even trying to do their research with these fakes.

Tennessee has a similar thing going on. Theirs picture an actual baby (second one down). Even though several of the other options go toward children’s hospitals and research, I don’t see a pro-choice option.

I find the most interesting thing about him is that he can take a picture without looking like a vapid, souless manequin. He actually looks like a human being, and on top of that, capable of genuinely enjoying himself.

The wheelbarrow is my go-to piece, because everyone is fighting over the other pieces and most importantly, I’m gonna need that thing to haul all my cash around.

Here’s the thing - she is a girl version of Link. Because there’s not just one Link, either. There are multiple versions that extend across generations of Hyrule’s storied history. Explaining all male versions of Link as “Link” is disingenuous.

Lumoise City gets rough after dark. No wonder they didn’t want you to wander around during those power outages.

I believe Trump is trolling the Republicans and America as a whole, but not for the reason everyone thinks.

And this is where the third witch from Macbeth should be standing.

Don’t you know?! If you vaccinate a kid for affluenza, they end up with auti$m!

Agreed - anytime I hear it in the car, my first reaction is, “Thank God it’s not [any of the other songs on this list].”

The most superior chicken nuggets were Burger King circa 2009. Back when they were crowns or stars or whatever. They’d changed shape over the years, but the flavor was always the same. The seasoning was unique, and complimented the product wonderfully.