He really does look weirdly young. As in nearly 15-years-his-junior young. And I'm skeptical if he's had much plastic surgery, if any at all. Either the guy has the best genes on the planet, or he's mastered his thetans on a level that hasn't occurred since L Ron Hubbard made his first $1 million.

Exactly, and my take on both of those is "Dude, it's pussy. Pussy is delightful".

Yeah, I really have to agree with the gist of her take here. Pharrell is a talented guy, but this song did absolutely nothing for me. After an entire summer of hearing it, what originally came off as just anodyne and bland started to sound grating. It's not like I felt some kind of intense loathing, just the sheer…

That's definitely an aspect. It doesn't have to be completely hairless, but it's always nicer visually (and makes eating out more fun) if it's either that or trimmed relatively short. At least that's my take.

Yeah, I tend to think that refusing to go down on your lady friend is a really terrible stance to take - and misogynistic to boot.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

The funny/unfortunate thing is that Gawker (and its subdomains) is easily the least likable of all the various blogs within that greater brand. I love i09, Gizmodo publishes interesting stuff, Kotaku is really useful for nerd things, Lifehacker is cool, etc. They're all more enjoyable, interesting, and personable than…

Did Bryan Singer confirm the inevitable teenage boy he'd coerce into sex this year? Because that's always been a central part of his oeuvre.

Thanks! Joel Osteen only hires sex workers who have found salvation in Christ.

Pet belief: The only time it's ever acceptable to call someone a "slut" is when talking dirty with an SO/lover/approving sex worker [who was hired per Dan Savage's advice].

Thank you for covering this one, seriously. I love Cormac McCarthy and was skeptical to the 9's about whether or not I should see this. Figured it would be the equivalent of a Lou Reed fan listening to Lulu*.

You are truly among the Elect.

So sayeth the lord, Amen.

The grace of God can only be dispensed through gaudy, stadium-like venues.

If only these children knew that the one true path to the Lord is whitening your teeth and making no less than $500,000/year.

If Gabriel wants to rollerblade… Gabriel rollerblades!

It was two women, and the conception was a "virgin" birth. God got confused, and blessed their Germanic sapphism with the arrival of another giant blond person.

Pray. And pass judgment on Catholics. And stab Catholics (while praying).

"Advisor with benefits" sounds like the hottest accountant ever.

Great-great granparents on one side of my family were making their way across the U.S. effectively in a wagon with a bunch of other hyper-Calvinist Frisians to what is now Washington state, and during the journey one of them impregnated the other before they had a chance to officially tie the knot. They were probably…